Me and Captain Janeway

Me and Captain Janeway are ready to beam back up to the ship. So we hop in our Pick-up and drive off through the fields. we eventually arrive at a hotel except I'm now a typical American soldier, and she's a highschool teacher. Now I'm one of the students on a field trip. I go into the bathroom but there's high school students in there. they won't leave so I slap one but she just laughs. they won't leave so I just take a piss and try to ignore them. I'm in the same hotel room as my parents but the TV won't turn off, apparently the hotel removed that function for some unknown reason. I also can't turn down the volume. I flip through all the channels which are cutesy stupid hotel stuff, such as a dog show. Then someone points out that I could just pull the cord, which I do. Now I get an envelope from my parents (who aren't here anymore?) and it has money in it. Good I think, Now I can head down to the walmart and buy some mid-evil weaponry to deal with those highschool students.


Then I wake up.

The Old Man and The Samurai

It's been a long day, and I've worked hard. I'm on my way home, in my dads pickup, which he is driving. we stop at a store (probably Walmart) to get some pop, however, I can't find the pop. when I finally find it, its all those off-brands that you don't really want. When I've finally gotten the pop and checked out its taken way longer than it should have (like Walmart) and I see my aunt, uncle and cousins near the checkout. I talk to them and they end up promising to come over. I am displeased by this for some reason.

An old man lives in his dirty old house, sits, and watches the television. He promises his teenage granddaughter that if the family cleans his immensely filthy house, He'll get up out of his chair, and start living again. Her and her family work for days. The granddaughter is the driving force behind the cleaning, organizing and working the hardest. Eventually they finish cleaning the house, and the old man seeing this, goes back to watches his soaps. After everyone has left in disappointment except the girl, the old mans soap finishes and he gets up and starts reading a book that lists all the art in history. It opens to chainmail which is apparently art, and it tells of how it was invented by the Japanese.


Now I'm a young samurai warrior, sleeping soundly on a bed of rocks. suddenly I am accosted in my sleep by a (now that I'm awake and can judge objectively, not very) Beautiful woman. He then beats her for daring to impugn his honor, and the japan-cops take her away.

Then I wake up.

To Do Great Battle

I'm up on a tower that is near the preschool I went to (there is, of course, no such tower by my preschool.) I'm reading magazines and I am performing some sort of experiment that involves tying bags of bread with writing on them to cords and throwing them over the edge, then pulling them up one at a time. The bread is suppohsed to represent children, and tat the last one would stay hanging and die. At the time I had a flashback within the pdream to when this hapened to me during preschool, and how lucky I was not to be the one left over the edge. Someone shouts up at me. I throw the bread down for ducks, trying to make the chunks land in a stream and failing. I then climb down.

Now I'm at the house I grew up at, but I'm naked and running around in the mud. My father comes out of the house and says I should stop because I wasn't even invited.

Suddenly I wake up, but I never washed my feet off from the night before, so my feet are covered with mud. My dad comes in and asks If I want to watch a movie. I say yes and that I can't believe I acted like that the night before.

Now I'm back by the tower, standing a ways away from it. It's in a large grassy field (nowhere near the preschool.) I wander the field for many days fighting monsters with a sword, and protecting small villages.

Then I woke up. For real this time.

Why antique newspapers????

I'm volunteering at the summer camp I went to when I was younger, and while me and the other volunteers wait, we play video games. I go to the bathroom and when I come out everyone has already left. I run and catch up, and find them arguing. It seems a little girl was given a ride home, but lied about where she lived and now is lost. It is quickly resolved however and the girl is rescued by a guy I remember from highschool.

Now I'm at an arcade playing the games. The games cost differing amounts of money, one costs a penny, and they also seem to give out prizes. the penny game seems to give out antique newspapers. I've won a whole bunch and bring the stuff to my table. but when I come back some guy is using it. I go to another of the machines, and I quickly run out of quarters and go back to the penny machine. Tthere is a crowd around it as another person plays, He is a mentally handicapped person I know from around town. He is doing very well and everyone is watching him as he beats game after game at record pace.

Suddenly the game is a television show. A king and a prince argue.

Now I'm in the courtroom. The prince is dressed in heavy armor and arguing with his father over whether or not he can be allowed to go fight in the galactic wars. His father thinks its to dangerous, what with all the lasers.

And then I woke up.

Explainanations and Begginanings

OK, so, I've started keeping a dream journal, and typing out today's entry made me want to put it online for everyone to see. I was reading Zak S's D&D with porn stars blog and thought, hey, I could just make a blog. so here it is. \(^.^)/



Here are the two current entries in my dream journal.


Sunday, June 20, 2010 - My Aunt J and a car antenna. They didn't do anything or interact, in fact nothing happened at all, they both just existed.



Monday, June 21, 2010 - In some sort of Jurassic park, but better maintained. Some important CEO lady's daughter is there, so am I. Both of us are hiding from a t-Rex. She doesn't have to worry, because her mother won't let anything happen to her. I on the other hand am in real danger. I avoid the t-Rex a few times, but then it see's me. I think I'm screwed but the little girls mother saves me even though she doesn't have to.

Nearby I get to go on a tour. I see a man in front of one of those jeeps from Jurassic park, waiting to take us on said tour. We go inside a building, on a catwalk, with tanks of lots of different fish, possibly dinosaur food. I'm with someone else, don't know who. We are told we may each take one fish, I see some cows, and jokingly say I'll take one of those. The tour guide who I now realize is Mr. E my English teacher from middle school, ponders this seriously. I say, no, I'll just take a fish, but I don't bother, because what am I going to do with a fish? I follow the attendant who is now female. (all the attendants are wearing shirts with white and red, up and down stripes) they are going up some tube, it is just like one in the place I work, and I struggle with going up, because going up the tube at work is unpleasant. Before I do though, the scene changes.

Now I'm following David Boreanaz. He is talking to two people and a little girl, one is female one is indeterminate, but possibly the woman's boyfriend/husband. He shows the little girl, who is the woman's daughter a dirty old bicycle covered in a dirty sheet. she's excited about it. The woman wonders whats going on and David says "We're seeing different things." I then see what the little girl see's, its a limo. about to take her to meet her favorite pop star. Either David or the girls mother tells her not to scream (they are in public, possibly near a park) and then David does something and the limo changes back to a dirty bike. the girl is very upset and screams. He then changes it into a few other random objects. one of which is a long box, separated into different colored sections. And then I woke up.