Me and Captain Janeway are ready to beam back up to the ship. So we hop in our Pick-up and drive off through the fields. we eventually arrive at a hotel except I'm now a typical American soldier, and she's a highschool teacher. Now I'm one of the students on a field trip. I go into the bathroom but there's high school students in there. they won't leave so I slap one but she just laughs. they won't leave so I just take a piss and try to ignore them. I'm in the same hotel room as my parents but the TV won't turn off, apparently the hotel removed that function for some unknown reason. I also can't turn down the volume. I flip through all the channels which are cutesy stupid hotel stuff, such as a dog show. Then someone points out that I could just pull the cord, which I do. Now I get an envelope from my parents (who aren't here anymore?) and it has money in it. Good I think, Now I can head down to the walmart and buy some mid-evil weaponry to deal with those highschool students.
Then I wake up.
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